- I'd kiss you, but I'm so dirty.
- Dirt doesn't bother me. But the smell does. Oh, Navin.
10 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:30:17.929 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- We're taking' you home and you're gonna live with us.
- Turns out, Dad's a financial genius.
- He leveraged his ass deep into soy beans and cocoa futures.
- I picked out this thermos for you.
- I'd kiss you, but I'm so dirty.
- Dirt doesn't bother me. But the smell does. Oh, Navin.
- Son, you'd better get in the back with the dog until we can get you hosed down.
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