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I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you wanna see it.

5 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:54:40.010 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- The first day seemed like a week. And the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again.

- And the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother. And that seemed just like a day.

- But then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days.

- So in the evening, it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day. And that started seeming like four days.

- So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

- I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you wanna see it.

- Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me.

- If that's okay with you. Just don't say anything... You've made me very happy.

- Oh, I'll see you again whenever spring breaks through again

- Honey, sing!

- Time may lie heavy between, but what has been is past forgetting.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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