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If this gash doesn't get her buns out of here, I am gonna drive this bike up her butt!

5 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:47:51.635 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- She tattooed my name on her ass. Not just my name, a lot of names. And funny sayings, too. She's got one up there that says, 'Slippery when wet.'

- How do you know that?

- What is she? Some great piece of ass?

- She's no great piece of ass.

- I mean, uh... Hey, wait... wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're all adults here. Let's reason this out.

- Now Marie is the type of person that if you gotta...

- If this gash doesn't get her buns out of here, I am gonna drive this bike up her butt!

- While Patty tends to be more direct.

- As for you, farm boy, we're married!

- And as for you, kewpie doll...

- You protected me! You must really like me.

- I know, I know, you belong to somebody new , but tonight you belong to me.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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