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Ladies and gentlemen, I draw your attention now to the left side of our midway, presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein doing her special ride through the Flaming Wall of Death.

19 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:33:00.445 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.

- No, I've already given away eight pencils, two hula dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in $15.

- You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

- Ah! It's a profit deal. That takes the pressure off.

- Get your weight guessed right here. Only $1. Actual live weight guessing. Take a chance and win some crap. Step right up.

- Ladies and gentlemen, I draw your attention now to the left side of our midway, presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein doing her special ride through the Flaming Wall of Death.

(Motorcycle)

- Wanna guess my weight, greenie?

- I saw you last night. You were great.

- Yeah, right.

- Turn around.

- What?

- Turn around. Go like this... You're okay.

- Give me a bite of that corn dog.

- What about germs?

- Put a rubber on it.

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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