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Stolen?

2 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:20:27.385 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, have you got a credit card in there?

- Huh?

- Credit card.

- Hola.

- Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that?

- A joint.

- Joint? They don't make 'em very good.

- Master Charge do?

- Yeah, that's fine. We take Master Charge.

- You want a fill-up, uh, Mrs. Nussbaum?

- Oh, I'm Mr. Nussbaum.

- Yeah, that's his wife's card.

- His wife's card, huh?

- Yeah, I'll vouch for him.

- Okay, as long as we've got a voucher.

- Stolen?

- I got it. Just send a police car over.

- Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card. I got the guys who stole it.

- Hold on, they're calling me. I'll be right back.

- Yes?

- Yeah. Throw a couple of tires in the trunk. Put it on the card. Radials.

- Okay.

- Make them whitewalls.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Nussbaum.

- I'm back. Only, it's worst than I thought. They're not only sticking us for gas, but they're grabbing tires and everything. They're really socking it to us.

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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