- Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that?
- A joint.
- Joint? They don't make 'em very good.
8 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:19:48.654 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Okay, but it's Sunday. We got to have a credit card.
- Then all the cash is locked up?
- Oh, no, not locked up. We got a lot of cash.
- Hey, have you got a credit card in there?
- Huh?
- Hola.
- Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that?
- A joint.
- Joint? They don't make 'em very good.
- Yeah, that's fine. We take Master Charge.
- You want a fill-up, uh, Mrs. Nussbaum?
- Yeah, that's his wife's card.
- Okay, as long as we've got a voucher.
- Stolen?
- I got it. Just send a police car over.
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