You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you. Except she's white and blond.

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5 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:59:31.167 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- We've been together a long time. But I gotta head down that road. And there'll be times out there when there won't be enough food for two. And I won't be able to...

- Hey, wait a minute! I'm not done yet! Come back. I'm not finished. I have some more to tell you.

- You'll find a family who can give you a real home, with loving kids and a warm fireplace.

- I never liked you, anyway. Now get out of here!

- Okay! Okay! You win. You can go with me. So, Mom, with my faithful dog leading the way, I'm out to win the hand of Marie.

- You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you. Except she's white and blond.

- So, to win her back, I vowed to make something of myself.

- I settled in Los Angeles and took the money I saved, and rented my first apartment.

- I haven't heard from Marie.

- Things couldn't be worse. I can only send you 49 cents this week... Oh, bless his heart.

- That's a good boy.

- As I've lost all my jobs.

- I've been eating well, though. The hospital gives out free meals of orange juice and cookies. All I have to do is give them a pint of blood. I ate there all week, 3 times a day. I decided to quit when I cut myself shaving and nothing came out but air.

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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