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- You know, you have beautiful skin. May I?
- Yes.
- So smooth and flexible.

17 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:45:11.942 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Why are you smiling?

- You're the first person I've ever had in my place.

- Do you live here? Oh, it's nice. So, did you decorate it?

- I got all this stuff from the old Cup O' Pizza place before they tore it down.

- That was really good pizza.

- Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to get this.

- You know, you have beautiful skin. May I?

- Yes.

- So smooth and flexible.

- I take after my mother's side of the family.

- It's amazing the way it just snaps back like that. Amazing.

- Are you a model?

- No. I'm a cosmetologist.

- Really? A cosmetologist? That's unbelievable. That's impressive. It must be tough to handle the weightlessness.

- Can I ask you a personal question?

- What is it?

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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