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You're the first person I've ever had in my place.

3 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:32.203 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hi.

- What happened?

- Oh, it was unbelievable. These guys jumped me. Tried to get these flowers. I got 'em for you. It's kind of a traditional date deal.

- Yeah, I've heard of that.

- What were they?

- Couple of dozen roses.

- Look like daisy stems.

- What? That guy gypped me. He put daisy stems on my roses.

- Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us.

- She?

- What?

- You said she.

- No. No. I always call a gang 'she.' It's like when you call a boat 'she,' or a hurricane 'she.' -Or a girl?

- A girl. You can call a girl 'she.' That's just one of the many things you can call 'she.'

- Why are you smiling?

- You're the first person I've ever had in my place.

- Do you live here? Oh, it's nice. So, did you decorate it?

- I got all this stuff from the old Cup O' Pizza place before they tore it down.

- That was really good pizza.

- Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to get this.

- You know, you have beautiful skin. May I?

- Yes.

- So smooth and flexible.

- I take after my mother's side of the family.

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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