The Princess Bride (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from The Princess Bride (1987) movie soundboard, as rated by our visitors.

Actors: Peter Falk (Grandpa), Cary Elwes (Westley), Robin Wright (Buttercup)

6 more actors

, Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya), Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck), Wallace Shawn (Vizzini), André the Giant (Fezzik), Billy Crystal (Miracle Max), Christopher Guest (Count Rugen)

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1 Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

— Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley (Cary Elwes)

2 That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying 'as you wish', what he meant was 'I love you. '

— Grandpa (Peter Falk)

3 Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

— Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley (Cary Elwes)

4 Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

— Grandpa (Peter Falk)

5 The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock!

— Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

6 To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose.

— Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley (Cary Elwes)

7 You've been mostly dead all day. -We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back.

— Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), André The Giant, Fezzik (André The Giant)

8 I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.

— Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon)

9 Am I going mad, or did the word think escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

— Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

10 Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? -Yes. -Morons.

— Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

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