Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan)

3 more actors

, Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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1 Look out. I've got cat-like speed and reflexes.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

2 Hey, does this suit make me look fat? -No. Your face does.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade)

3 Find out where the police will be taking him! Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card.

— Ray Zalinsky (Dan Aykroyd)

4 What are we serving tonight, chicken or... chicken?

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

5 You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. -I know. They're called doctors.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade)

6 Save yourselves! -Your firearms are useless against them!

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade)

7 And every time I drive down the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge embankment!

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

8 Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

9 Don't run away from your feelings!

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

10 It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right. Group words together as a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.

— Richard (David Spade)

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