But for now, for your customers' sake, for your daughter's sake, you might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
9 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:57:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I've seen it a hundred times.
- But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
- 'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it?
- Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.
- He's made one deal. It's not the end of the world.
[...]