4 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:57:18 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yeah, makes a man feel good.
- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
- You figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come down and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
- What's your point?
- The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.
- He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. Next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter is knocked up.
- I've seen it a hundred times.
- But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
- 'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it?
- Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.
- But for now, for your customers' sake, for your daughter's sake, you might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
- Okay, I'll buy from you.
- Well I... What?
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