He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. Next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter is knocked up.
7 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:57:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yeah, makes a man feel good.
- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
- I've seen it a hundred times.
- But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
- 'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it?
- Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.
[...]
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Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan), Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)
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