Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) Quotes with Sound Clips

Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes and lines from the 1982 film Trail of the Pink Panther, featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Joanna Lumley (Marie Jouvet), Herbert Lom (Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

4 more actors

, David Niven (Sir Charles Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Robert Loggia (Bruno Langlois), Harvey Korman (Prof. Auguste Balls)

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1 No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son. -Why not after four o'clock? -Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son, let alone tell you anything about him.

2 Read this most carefully and give me your opinion. -I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully. Yes.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

3 That is absolutely the ugliest nose I have ever seen in my life. It is so revolting. It is a masterpiece. -It is also Martha's own nose.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

4 The president twice decorated him for bravery. -Right. -That sounds like a courageous man to me. -Yes, it certainly sounds that way, hmm?

— Marie Jouvet (Joanna Lumley), Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

5 Wrap these up, if you would, please. And I want that nose to go with it.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

6 You know, I even imagined that some day someone might try to bribe me with a small fortune. -Now, what did you do? -I was tempted. -That's a good start. -But I said no.

— Marie Jouvet (Joanna Lumley)

7 And now, with your boss gone, no more sneak attacks. You must be very relieved. -Well, not entirely. Sometimes, when you do something long enough, you miss it even if it was painful.

— Marie Jouvet (Joanna Lumley)

8 It is the night of braw bricht moons on the night of gladess. Yes.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

9 Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage? -No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

10 The first rule for the car-owner: know your automobile. -But it is your automobile. -I know that!

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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