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Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes and lines from the 1982 film Trail of the Pink Panther, featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Joanna Lumley (Marie Jouvet), Herbert Lom (Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

4 more actors, David Niven (Sir Charles Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Robert Loggia (Bruno Langlois), Harvey Korman (Prof. Auguste Balls)

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1 No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son. -Why not after four o'clock? -Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son, let alone tell you anything about him.

2 Read this most carefully and give me your opinion. -I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully. Yes.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

3 That is absolutely the ugliest nose I have ever seen in my life. It is so revolting. It is a masterpiece. -It is also Martha's own nose.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

4 The president twice decorated him for bravery. -Right. -That sounds like a courageous man to me. -Yes, it certainly sounds that way, hmm?

— Marie Jouvet (Joanna Lumley), Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

5 Wrap these up, if you would, please. And I want that nose to go with it.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

6 You know, I even imagined that some day someone might try to bribe me with a small fortune. -Now, what did you do? -I was tempted. -That's a good start. -But I said no.

— Marie Jouvet (Joanna Lumley)

7 And now, with your boss gone, no more sneak attacks. You must be very relieved. -Well, not entirely. Sometimes, when you do something long enough, you miss it even if it was painful.

— Marie Jouvet (Joanna Lumley)

8 It is the night of braw bricht moons on the night of gladess. Yes.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

9 Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage? -No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

10 The first rule for the car-owner: know your automobile. -But it is your automobile. -I know that!

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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