- Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage?
- No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:35:39.079 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Sir, I don't give massages.

- But you gave me one early this morning.

- Sir, you're mistaken.

- Look. Don't you try the tricks anglais with me, monsieur.

- I received a massage this morning from Inspector Quinlan of the Yard of Scotland.

- The massage!

- And it was you that gave it to me.

- Message. You mean message.

- Look, I know what I mean, you lunatic.

- Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage?

- No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

(phone rings)

- Grouse-Moor Hotel. Reading?

- Inspector Clouseau.

- Oh. He just went up to his room. I'll ring.

- Thank you.

- Yes. This is Chief Inspector Clouseau.

- Turn your bed down, sir.

[...]

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