201 Movie Quotes about Cooking with Audio – Page 15

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

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141 What are you cooking, Ma? -Beer. -With noodles? What a great idea.

142 May I be of any assistance? -Oh, no. Men are so helpless in the kitchen.

ZaSu Pitts as Mrs. Judson in Ruggles of Red Gap (1935)

143 Oh I just don't trust him with food. You know, he made dinner for us the other night. It tasted like cheap take-out.

Thandie Newton as Kate Thomas in Norbit

144 Oh, isn't it a shame I can neither sew, nor cook, nor read, nor write my name?

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

145 I cooked, and I baked for you. -That's what made me sick.

June Allyson as Lt. Ruth McCara; Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe in Battle Circus (1953)

146 I hope he cooks better than he fights. -You can always find out.

147 Cooking style? -That's right. And I also know how to use it.

Quote from Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979)

148 The $64 question... what do you do with a vegetable? -Boil it. -What'd you say? -Boil it, stew it, bake it, fry it.

Margaret Sheridan as Nikki Nicholson; Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

149 Don't you want to guess what I cooked up? -That's easy. Me.

Jean Brooks as Kiki Walker; Dennis O’Keefe in The Leopard Man (1943)

150 Get my supper. -I'll be very happy to fix it for you, if only to prove that somebody in this family can fix something.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)