161 Movie Quotes about Cops with Audio

Updated: Oct 28, 2026

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1 How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that. -It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

2 You see, I got this problem. Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops.

Kurtwood Smith as Clarence Boddicker in RoboCop (1987)

3 Nobody talks to us like that when we been drinkin', especially no dust-covered country cop.

4 Yeah. 9:00. And listen... No guns, no cops, no tricks.

Ted de Corsia as Joseph Rico in The Enforcer (1951)

5 Kermie, whisper sweet nothings into my ear. -Motorcycle cop. -Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing? -A motorcycle cop is chasing us.

Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog; Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppet Movie (1979)

6 You know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say police brutality.

Quote from Vacation (1983)

7 Cops? You're not cops. You're killers. You're murderers killing for money.

Quote from The A-Team

8 You policemen are always in such a hurry. As if dead men hadn't all eternity.

Claude Rains as Sir John Talbot in The Wolf Man (1941)

9 I hope there's still a Good Cop in me somewhere.

Liam Neeson as Bad Cop / Good Cop in The Lego Movie (2014)

10 Just as I thought. Your Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop.

Will Ferrell as Lord Business in The Lego Movie (2014)