34 Corny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Oct 21, 2026

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11 And I just want you to know that, although only one of you gets to be my colleague, all of you are now my friends.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore

12 I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.

Quote from Mean Girls (2004)

13 Michael, there comes a point in a man's life and maybe that time for you is now when it doesn't hurt to start thinking about the future.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

14 People like me, we're like shooting stars. We cross the sky, burning hot for one moment in time, and then we... plunge to earth, disappear.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

15 Where do you suppose all that ladder got to? Who would want all that ladder? -To get to the top of a bank at night.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

16 My evil self is at that door, and I have no power to stop it.

Walter Pidgeon as Dr. Edward Morbius; Morbius in Forbidden Planet (1956)

17 They may, for instance, be able to smell colors.

Quote from The War of the Worlds (1953)

18 I've done all I can. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I've got my own problems.

Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

19 It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder.

Quote from Night of the Living Dead (1968)

20 In thinking of all the things that I've done, in my heart, there's loneliness

Quote from Ninja Swords of Death