33 Corny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

A selection of corny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Michael, there comes a point in a man's life and maybe that time for you is now when it doesn't hurt to start thinking about the future.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

12 I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.

Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron in Mean Girls (2004)

13 And I just want you to know that, although only one of you gets to be my colleague, all of you are now my friends.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter Mcgavin in Happy Gilmore

14 I don't understand why people have to die in such a terrible way.

Quote from Savage Killers

15 You must have seen it too that he had given up, so you didn't hurt him. This is good. It may be because you have a gentle character.

Quote from Ninja Swords of Death

16 That's a corny joke even for you, Doc.

Jane Randolph as Alice Moore in Cat People (1942)

17 He protests against all the evils in the world. The greed, lust, hate, fear. All of man's inhumanity to man.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)

18 It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder.

Quote from Night of the Living Dead (1968)

19 I've done all I can. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I've got my own problems.

Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

20 Further attacks on small children committed after dark by the mysterious woman in white took place last night.

Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula in Dracula (1931)

33 Corny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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