Quotes with Sound Clips from The Muppet Christmas Carol - Page 7

The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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61 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't be sweeping the chimney now! You're blocking the smell!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

62 Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike smarty-pants.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

63 I keep telling you... storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

64 I told you... These were the shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me.

65 It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my employer. I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire), Bob Cratchit (Steve Whitmire)

66 It's a season when the saints can employ us to spread the news about peace and to keep love alive.

67 Jeez. Rats don't understand these things.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

68 Oh. Oh. I fell down the chimney And landed on a flaming hot goose.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

69 There's something in the wind today that's good for everyone. -Yeah.

70 Yes, Faith is in our hearts today, we're shinin' like the sun.

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