Quotes with Sound Clips from The Muppet Christmas Carol - Page 7

The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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61 I-if you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovelful of coal for the fire.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire), Bob Cratchit (Steve Whitmire)

62 It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my employer. I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire), Bob Cratchit (Steve Whitmire)

63 It's a season when the saints can employ us to spread the news about peace and to keep love alive.

64 Jeez. Rats don't understand these things.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

65 Oh. Oh. I fell down the chimney And landed on a flaming hot goose.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

66 There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage! -I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank! -With their little frostbitten Teddy bears!