The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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51 That was the speech? -It was dumb! -It was obvious! -It was pointless! -It was... short. I loved it!
52 The world has got a smile today, the world has got a glow.
53 2:00. -Oh, is it, uh, too early for breakfast? -Yes. -Oh, good... suppertime.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

54 Because I'm the Stone you can't squeeze blood from, and that's the truth!
55 But some would rather die! -If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it and decrease the surplus population!

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

56 Goose! They're cooking goose down there!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

57 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't be sweeping the chimney now! You're blocking the smell!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

58 Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike smarty-pants.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

59 I keep telling you... storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

60 I told you... These were the shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me.

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