The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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51 2:00. -Oh, is it, uh, too early for breakfast? -Yes. -Oh, good... suppertime.

— Rizzo The Rat

52 Because I'm the Stone you can't squeeze blood from, and that's the truth!

53 But some would rather die! -If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it and decrease the surplus population!

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

54 Christmas is a loving, honest, and charitable time. And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that Christmas has done me good And will do me good, and I say God bless it.

55 Goose! They're cooking goose down there!

— Rizzo The Rat

56 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't be sweeping the chimney now! You're blocking the smell!

— Rizzo The Rat

57 Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike smarty-pants.

— Rizzo The Rat

58 I keep telling you... storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

59 I told you... These were the shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me.

60 I'm bored with speeches! Let's dance, son!

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