The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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51 The founder of the feast, indeed! Hmph! If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon. And I bet he would choke on it. Hmph!

Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

52 There's magic in the air this evening, magic in the air.
53 Uh, uh, excuse me, everyone. Can we have some quiet, please?
54 The promise of excitement is one the night will keep. After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas.
55 The world has got a smile today, the world has got a glow.
56 That was the speech? -It was dumb! -It was obvious! -It was pointless! -It was... short. I loved it!
57 2:00. -Oh, is it, uh, too early for breakfast? -Yes. -Oh, good... suppertime.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

58 Because I'm the Stone you can't squeeze blood from, and that's the truth!
59 But some would rather die! -If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it and decrease the surplus population!

Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

60 Goose! They're cooking goose down there!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

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