The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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31 Merry Christmas. Bah! Humbug!

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

32 Mmm. You will love business. It is the American way.

— Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

33 Oh, at least I landed on something soft... And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

— Rizzo The Rat

34 Yes, and if you need to know the measure of a man, you simply count his friends.

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

35 Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls 1:00!

36 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat!

— Rizzo The Rat

37 After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas.

38 Are there no prisons? No poorhouses?

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

39 He's really a victim of fear and of pride. Look close and there must be a sweet man inside... Nah. Unh-unh.

40 I love these annual Christmas parties. I love them so much, I think we'll do it twice a year.

— Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

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