The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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31 Eh, forget it. Mother always taught me... never eat singing food.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

32 He told me that he hoped the people saw him in church because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire), Bob Cratchit (Steve Whitmire)

33 If you please, Mr. Scrooge, why open the office tomorrow? Other businesses will be closed. You'll have no one to do business with.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire), Bob Cratchit (Steve Whitmire)

34 Jump! -There's only two things in this life I hate... Heights and jumping from them.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

35 Merry Christmas. Bah! Humbug!

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

36 Mmm. You will love business. It is the American way.

— (Frank Oz)

37 Oh, at least I landed on something soft... And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

38 Yes, and if you need to know the measure of a man, you simply count his friends.

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

39 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

40 There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage! -I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank! -With their little frostbitten Teddy bears!

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