The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

21 Oh, mother, you're crying again. -Oh, no, it... It's just the lamplight that hurts my eyes.

22 Say, do you know that fruit is wax? -Oh, yeah. I wondered about the texture. Ecchhh! Pbt!

23 We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt. And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out.

24 What an employer he was... As hard and as ruthless as a Rose petal. Heh heh heh!

25 Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas? Hmm? -Uh... In all honesty, spirit... No.

26 Do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.

27 Eh, forget it. Mother always taught me... never eat singing food.

28 He told me that he hoped the people saw him in church because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.

29 If you please, Mr. Scrooge, why open the office tomorrow? Other businesses will be closed. You'll have no one to do business with.

30 Jump! -There's only two things in this life I hate... Heights and jumping from them.

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