The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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21 Oh, mother, you're crying again. -Oh, no, it... It's just the lamplight that hurts my eyes.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

22 Say, do you know that fruit is wax? -Oh, yeah. I wondered about the texture. Ecchhh! Pbt!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

23 We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt. And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out.
24 I mean, you can yell and scream, and you're right, But it won't do no good...
25 Our assets are frozen!
26 What an employer he was... As hard and as ruthless as a Rose petal. Heh heh heh!
27 Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas? Hmm? -Uh... In all honesty, spirit... No.

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

28 Christmas is a loving, honest, and charitable time. And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that Christmas has done me good And will do me good, and I say God bless it.
29 Do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

30 Eh, forget it. Mother always taught me... never eat singing food.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

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