The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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11 Aw. Aw. Oh, no, no, no. Now, son, son. Now, you've gotten too excited. You go sit in your chair a moment. You rest, rest a moment.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

12 It smells so good, mother. -It does, doesn't it?

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

13 Master Scrooge... ha... This is Christmas. Ha... it's a time for generosity. Stop working. Enjoy yourself. Go meet some people. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

14 Why ever did you get married? -Why? Because I fell in love. -Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

15 You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes... there's more of gravy than of grave about you.

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

16 Oh, spirit... must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene? How can we endure it?

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

17 Why do you doubt your senses? -Because a little thing can affect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.

— Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

18 Scrooge liked the cold. He was hard and sharp as a flint, secret and self-contained, as solitary as an oyster.
19 I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me.
20 Have some bread? -Not while I'm working!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

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