The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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21 We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt. And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out.

22 I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me.

23 Oh, mother, you're crying again. -Oh, no, it... It's just the lamplight that hurts my eyes.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

24 Say, do you know that fruit is wax? -Oh, yeah. I wondered about the texture. Ecchhh! Pbt!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

25 A part of childhood we'll always remember. It is the Summer of the soul in December.

26 I mean, you can yell and scream, and you're right, But it won't do no good...

27 Our assets are frozen!

28 What an employer he was... As hard and as ruthless as a Rose petal. Heh heh heh!

29 Have some bread? -Not while I'm working!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

30 Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas? Hmm? -Uh... In all honesty, spirit... No.

— Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine)

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