The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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11 My speech... here is my Christmas speech. Ahem. Thank you all, and merry Christmas.

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

12 Scrooge liked the cold. He was hard and sharp as a flint, secret and self-contained, as solitary as an oyster.

13 Christmas is a loving, honest, and charitable time. And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that Christmas has done me good And will do me good, and I say God bless it.

14 It smells so good, mother. -It does, doesn't it?

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

15 Master Scrooge... ha... This is Christmas. Ha... it's a time for generosity. Stop working. Enjoy yourself. Go meet some people. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

16 Why ever did you get married? -Why? Because I fell in love. -Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.

— Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine)

17 Oh, spirit... must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene? How can we endure it?

— Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine)

18 Um, why are you whispering? -It's for dramatic emphasis.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

19 Why do you doubt your senses? -Because a little thing can affect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.

— Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine)

20 Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls 1:00!

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