If Mr. Birkenstock has no political messages to include in his speech, I'll go on.
6 seconds sound clip from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:13:58.013 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Travis Birkenstock, 38 tardies. By far the most tardies in the class. Congratulations.
- This is so unexpected, I didn't even have a speech prepared.
- If Mr. Birkenstock has no political messages to include in his speech, I'll go on.
- I object. Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?
- I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.
- I assume you're referring to women's troubles and so I'll let that one slide.
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