I can't believe this, Lloyd. First Mary dumps us, then the cops take our nest egg. Then our hog breaks down.

9 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:45:51.244 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Honey, there's someone I want to introduce you to. He's the kindest, gentlest man I've ever met. Will you meet him?

- Sure.

- He's got a gun!

- I said this is my husband Bobby.

- Oh. Hi, Bobby.

- Hi.

- I'm so happy for you.

- Thank you. Thank you both very much. I owe you both a debt of gratitude. Thank you.

- I can't believe this, Lloyd. First Mary dumps us, then the cops take our nest egg. Then our hog breaks down.

- Yeah! When are we ever gonna catch a break?

- Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.

- Hi, y'all.

- Hi, guys! We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us up before each competition.

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