Oh, man, you gotta be shitting me. If it ain't my old friend! And right on time.
11 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:51:19.168 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Get any idea where they were going?
- We just received a report that they were seen headed west on I-80 towards Colorado.
- Did you get a make on the vehicle?
- Yes, sir. They're driving an '84... Sheepdog.
- Great.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- Excuse me, but you're spraying everywhere.
- Oh!
- Oh, man, you gotta be shitting me. If it ain't my old friend! And right on time.
- That's a lot of luggage for a little vacation.
- I'm moving to Aspen. I've got to get away from my boyfriend. He's such a klutz.
- Plus, my astrologer told me that I really should stay away from accident-prone guys, so, you know.
- Here. It's a little loose. You might want to...
- Oh, no. Hey, no, allow me. I've got a thing of... here. Got 'em right here. Right here.
[...]
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)
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