My Cousin Vinny Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the best lines, famous quotes and sound fx from the My Cousin Vinny movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Joe Pesci (Vinny Gambini), Ralph Macchio (Bill Gambini), Marisa Tomei (Mona Lisa Vito), Fred Gwynne (Judge Chamberlain Haller)

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1 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

2 So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

3 You know, you raggin' on me is not gonna give me any great spontaneous knowledge. So shut it!

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

4 Bam! A _in' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces.

— Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei)

5 Can you answer the question? -No. It is a trick question.

— Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei), Judge Chamberlain Haller (Fred Gwynne)

6 I never thought of becoming a lawyer. But this judge was from Brooklyn too. I mean, he did it, so all of a sudden it seemed possible. So I went to law school.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

7 You were wonderful in there. The way you handled that judge... Oh, you are a smooth talker! You are. You are.

— Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei)

8 Could we get any farther away? Where'd you shoot this from? Up in a tree?

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

9 I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

10 I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

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