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Sound clips of the best lines, famous quotes and sound fx from the My Cousin Vinny movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Joe Pesci (Vinny Gambini), Ralph Macchio (Bill Gambini), Marisa Tomei (Mona Lisa Vito), Fred Gwynne (Judge Chamberlain Haller)

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11 It's a _ question. It's impossible to answer.

— Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei)

12 No, don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep.

— Judge Chamberlain Haller (Fred Gwynne)

13 What's this? You, uh, readin' this book? Do me a favor, okay? Don't read this book. Okay? Thank you very much.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

14 Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. You get that? The whole store got the flu.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

15 All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it. Guilty or not guilty.

— Judge Chamberlain Haller (Fred Gwynne)

16 I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

17 My biological clock is tickin' like this, and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!

— Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei)

18 Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.

— Judge Chamberlain Haller (Fred Gwynne)

19 Now I ask you, would you give a _ what kind of pants the son of a _ who shot you was wearing?

— Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei)

20 Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

— Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci)

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