'If I were him, I would walk my fat ass right into oncoming traffic.'
— Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel)
7 seconds sound clip from the Billy Madison movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:37:38 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Now, who can tell me where we are in our social studies reader?
- Yes? Michael? Excuse me. What's that in your hand? Bring that note up to me.
- Now let's see what couldn't wait till after class.
- 'If I were him, I would walk my fat ass right into oncoming traffic.'
- Oh, man, Billy. I just thought of the funniest thing.
- You know, I don't wanna sound like a weirdo, but I kinda missed Miss Vaughn today.
- Why? Do you like her or something?
- No!
[...]