And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?

— Mr. Wendell Hall (Wallace Shawn)

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6 seconds sound clip from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:47.916 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- And with that in mind, I'm going to distribute your report cards.

- Now, is there a Christian Stovitz in this class?

- The buzz on Christian is that his parents have joint custody, so he'll be spending one semester in Chicago and one semester here. I think it is a travesty on the part of the legal profession.

- Thank you for that perspective, Cher.

- Now, could all conversations please come to a halt?

- And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?

- Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period.

- I got a C in Debate?

- De?

- What's up?

- Did you get your report card?

- Yeah. I'm toast. How did you do?

- I totally choked. My father is gonna go ballistic on me.

[...]

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