Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips

Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 69

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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681 Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket to Amsterdam departing as soon as possible, please.

682 Yes. It'll only hurt for a moment, like a Band-Aid.

683 You and Shay were supposed to grab that bag so we could end this _!

684 You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

685 You can't do that. -Can too. -Cannot. Stamped it. -Can too. Double-stamped it. No erasies. -Cannot. Triple-stamped it. No erasies. Touched blue. Make it true.

686 You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp! You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, Lloyd! You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp. Lloyd! Lloyd!

687 You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn't you say?

688 You go straight ahead, and, uh, you make a left over the bridge.

689 You gonna eat that? -What? That? No... yes... no. Well... no, it crossed my mind. Yeah.

690 You have just earned yourself a seat at the head table, pal. And we already got the tuxes.

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