Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 8

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The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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71 And next, we'll be back in a minute with the heartbreaking story of the blind Rhode Island boy who was duped into buying a dead parakeet. -I just thought he was real quiet.
72 Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right. Well, see you later.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

73 I'm ready for a commitment. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

74 It just doesn't seem like you packed much. All I saw was one bag and that briefcase.

— Joe Mentalino (Mike Starr)

75 Now... wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant 10:00 at night. -Do you think?
76 Oh, sure thing. Whatever you think will help your chances. -Yes, sirree.
77 Man! You are one pathetic loser. No offense. -No. None taken.
78 Hi, guys! We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us up before each competition.
79 I don't know about you, but I am getting sick and tired of-of running from creditors!
80 'Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.' It was a message. pure and simple.

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