The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the funniest quotes from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984).

Actors: Louis Zorich (Pete), Juliana Donald (Jenny), Jim Henson ( Kermit the Frog / Rowlf the Dog/ Dr. Teeth), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear), Steve Whitmire (Rizzo the Rat)

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11 And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. You are Kermit the Frog, and you love me. You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

12 Do you think I'm pretty? -Of course you are. You're more than pretty. -Gorgeous? -Don't push it, Pig.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz), (Joan Rivers)

13 Get your Quelle Différence. It's French. It's feminine. It'll help you grab one of those rotten, stinking men. Quelle Différence!

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

14 Hey, that waiter's a rat.

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

15 Look, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic.

— Janice, (Richard Hunt)

16 My frog turned on me. -Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz), (Joan Rivers)

17 Well, I told you, I wanna do something different. -So put some Jell-O down your pants.

— (Art Carney)

18 Well, it's just me and my friends. You know, they're all dogs and bears and chickens and stuff.

— Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson)

19 You know what you need? You need eyebrows. -Pigs don't have eyebrows. -Well, this pig is going to! And so is this.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz), (Joan Rivers)

20 I spied because I care!

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

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