The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of the funniest quotes from The Return of the Pink Panther, in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Catherine Schell (Lady Claudine Litton), Christopher Plummer (Sir Charles Litton), Peter Arne (Colonel Sharki), Herbert Lom (Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

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21 I have fixed your doorbell from the ringing. There is no charge.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

22 Inspector... -Please, tell me nothing. I prefer to investigate the scene of the crime spontaneously. That way it gives my trained instincts full rein, you know?

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

23 It is amazing that I am still alive. -Amazing is not the word.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

24 Yes, and I can understand your feeling under the circumstances. Absolutely. Yes, that is quite right. But I must say to you, sir, whatever your feelings are, you must not call me here at any hour of the night or day, even in an emergency.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

25 You have a license? -Monsieur? -City ordinance 47 B prohibits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place, for the purpose of commercial enterprise without a license.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

26 Hello. Guten Tag.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

27 How do you know he was blind? -Because he told me so. -Oh, he told you so? And you believed him? -I had no reason to doubt him.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

28 I mean, kill him psychically. -Ridiculous. -Why? -Because there's nothing I can do psychically that would have the slightest effect on him. Why not? Because he's got the brain of a minkey.

— Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

29 People give the monkey the money. -It is the same. -Oh, not at all, monsieur. I am a musician, and the monkey is a businessman.

30 Scuse, signore. May I take your coat? -Thank you very much. -Your gloves? -Of course. -Your hat? -Hmm. -Grazie, signore. -Prego.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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