- Hey, these sheets are soft. You use Downy?
- No. All Tampa-Cheer. You can wash your clothes at any temperature and the colors don't run together.
- Really?
- Yeah. Now leave me alone.

14 seconds sound clip from the The Wedding Singer (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:24:13.561 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, it's about time his best friend showed up.

- So how's he doing?

- I don't know, man. He's been down in the basement since it happened. Five days now. I think he's having some kind of a mental situation. You know, an episode or something.

- All right. I say, pass the dutchie on the left hand side...

- Hey, you better do something!

- I don't want to be known as the brother-in-law of the town nut job. I got enough problems already. Oh, shit, I got water all over myself.

- Hello? Hey, Robbie. You all right?

- Hey, these sheets are soft. You use Downy?

- No. All Tampa-Cheer. You can wash your clothes at any temperature and the colors don't run together.

- Really?

- Yeah. Now leave me alone.

- You have to go back to work.

- You know there's gonna be over 100 drunk girls at this wedding tonight.

- I got nothing to offer anybody. I haven't done jack shit since high school. Why would any girl ever marry me?

- Marry you? I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding-dong.

[...]