But the worst thing is that me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady and the mutants over at Table 9 will never, ever find a way to better the situation because apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer the opposite sex.
23 seconds sound clip from the The Wedding Singer (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:26:48.966 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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[...]
- You guys are off to a great start, don't you think?
- I mean, Cindy showed up so right away, Scott, you got to be pretty psyched, right?
- Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
- Well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
- You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy!
- Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you with my microphone wire. You understand me?
- And while we do that, here's a little mood music for you.
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