33 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies with Audio

Updated: May 21, 2026

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1 Chocolate moose? I didn't even know they were in season.

Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit Shorts

2 Hold your applause until you've seen me do a baked potato.

Wayne Knight as Microwave in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

3 This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs. Every cook will tell you that. -But look what happened to the cook!

Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard; Eileen Brennan as Mrs. Peacock in Clue (1985)

4 Come here. The secret ingredient is nothing. You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient!

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

5 I think it might need a little more pepper. Or maybe a little less. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Jim Cummings as Tigger in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

6 I'll curse myself forever. This nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman; Batman in Batman (1966)

7 How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people? -Make applesauce.

Burt Ward as Robin; Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman; Batman in Batman (1966)

8 Anyone can cook. -Well, yeah, anyone can. That doesn't mean that anyone should.

Brad Garrett as Auguste Gusteau; Patton Oswalt as Remy the Rat in Ratatouille

9 Well, that's something I can help you with! I can cook! -If you count pouring cereal.

Joey Zimmerman as Dylan Piper; Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

10 Hmm, somebody's burning their ham.

Jim Cummings as Peg-Leg Pete; Pete in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas