28 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Last updated on: September 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Chocolate moose? I didn't even know they were in season.

Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit Shorts

2 Come here. The secret ingredient is nothing. You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient!

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

3 This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs. Every cook will tell you that. -But look what happened to the cook!

Quote from Clue (1985)

4 I'll curse myself forever. This nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

5 How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people? -Make applesauce.

Quote from Batman (1966)

6 Anyone can cook. -Well, yeah, anyone can. That doesn't mean that anyone should.

Quote from Ratatouille

7 But this rat, he's the one behind these recipes. He's the cook. The real cook. He's been hiding under my toque. He's been controlling my actions.

Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille

8 I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.

Charlie Brown in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)

9 This Hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

10 Ach! You obviously have never studied the art of cuisine. -As a matter of fact, I haven't, sir. Was this Cuisine fellow a good artist?

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

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