43 Funny Quotes About Golf from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about golf from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake, damned alligator just popped up! Cut me down in my prime.

Carl Weathers as Chubbs Peterson in Happy Gilmore

22 Oh, man, that was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

23 Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap, tap, tap-a-Roo.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

24 I didn't see that. Did that go in? 'Cause I wasn't watching. Did it go in the... Did it go in the hole? I wasn't watching and I know I saw it go up. Did it come back in? All right.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

25 Damn you people! This is golf, not a rock concert!

Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore

26 Golf? Why, you're talking to the man who practically invented the game. Give me a mashie niblick.

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

27 Congratulations, murderer. You killed a golf legend.

Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore

28 Hey, if you're not doing anything later why don't you join us at 9:00 on the 9th green?

Quote from Happy Gilmore

29 You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.

Quote from Addams Family Values

30 Golf's no different from hockey. Requires talent and self-discipline.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

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