44 Funny Quotes About Golf from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about golf from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Order some golf shoes otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive.

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

22 I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake, damned alligator just popped up! Cut me down in my prime.

Carl Weathers as Chubbs Peterson in Happy Gilmore

23 Oh, man, that was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

24 Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap, tap, tap-a-Roo.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

25 I didn't see that. Did that go in? 'Cause I wasn't watching. Did it go in the... Did it go in the hole? I wasn't watching and I know I saw it go up. Did it come back in? All right.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

26 Damn you people! This is golf, not a rock concert!

Christopher McDonald as Shooter Mcgavin in Happy Gilmore

27 Golf? Why, you're talking to the man who practically invented the game. Give me a mashie niblick.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

28 Congratulations, murderer. You killed a golf legend.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter Mcgavin in Happy Gilmore

29 Hey, if you're not doing anything later why don't you join us at 9:00 on the 9th green?

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

30 You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

44 Funny Quotes About Golf from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

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