29 Movie Quotes about Furniture (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 18, 2025

Memorable quotes about furniture, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Oh, the throne? Do you know what the throne is? The throne is an over-decorated piece of furniture. It's what's behind the throne that counts. My brains, my ambitions, my desires, my hope, my imagination, and above all, my will.

Rod Steiger as Napoleon Bonaparte in Waterloo (1970)

2 Fire! My furniture. My draperies. My women!

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

3 Why doesn't the sofa go first? (2)

Fairuza Balk as Dorothy Gale in Return to Oz

4 Prison is bad enough without uncomfortable furniture.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

5 Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.

Patrick Warburton as Kronk in The Emperor's New Groove

6 What kind of disturbances? -Um. Oh, you know, like dishes or furniture moving around by themselves.

JoBeth Williams as Diane in Poltergeist (1982)

7 There's nothing I can do for you, furniture. I got nothing to give.

Charlton Heston as Thorn in Soylent Green

8 This place has not changed at all. -Oh, yeah. Some of this furniture's even come back in style.

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

9 The new tenant comes tonight. -He'll like you. You're a hell of a piece of furniture.

Charlton Heston as Thorn in Soylent Green

10 And what am I to you? Nothing! Just a piece of furniture, a Dictaphone, 10 fingers to type your miserable letters with!

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

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