Oh, I can't. I'm a year behind on Mr. Stevenson's shirts.
7 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:09:05 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Why don't you knock over a gas station?
- Hi, Mom. You always were a sucker for a left.
- Oh, I can't. I'm a year behind on Mr. Stevenson's shirts.
- There's a new law, Mom. You're not allowed to do washing on your birthday.
- Gosh, Johnny, I really don't think that's a law.
- Well, you won't find it in your law books because I just made it up.
- Look, Mom. He colored Oliver Wendell Holmes purple.
[...]