Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

541 I've got an announcement to make.

542 If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me, sir, what time would that train reach Chicago?

543 If I broke the law, it'd be like breaking my mother's heart.

544 If I leave things to you, Johnny'll fry in the chair like his father.

545 If not, I'll get you when I take over the Club 25.

546 If this is a joke, I ain't laughing.

547 If you've gotta put something in your mouth... make it a stick of chewing gum.

548 Immigrants poured into the country from all over the world, looking for a better life for their children.

549 Impressive.

— Lil Sheridan (Marilu Henner)

550 In a hurry, Sally? Pop it into this time-saving micro-flame oven. Cook a whole turkey in just under a day!

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