Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

51 A smoking jacket. Red, my favorite color.

52 Also, I'm losing sensation in the left side of me face, which I think it's the beginning of a neurological disorder. But the rest of me is in the pink.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

53 Come on, boys. Let's go. I don't like the smell in here.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

54 Did you know your last name's an adverb?

— Lil Sheridan (Marilu Henner)

55 Hey. I like that. You got spirit, spunk, fire, verve.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

56 I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Ba-boom, Ba-boom, Ba-boom, Ba-boom.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

57 I never thought this radio stunt would catch on so big.

— D.A. Burr (Danny DeVito)

58 I'm tone deaf. -Too bad... because she's singing like a canary, and we got her in her own cage.

59 It's a free country, icehole.

— Roman Troy Moronie

60 It's a miracle neither of you turned out to be a piece-of-_ criminal.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

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