- You call that lovely? To my poor, dear mother's funeral?
- Well, I enjoyed it. Oh, yes, you would.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

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10 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:07:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You're going to that wretched police station of yours, I know!

- Well, you've caught me out.

- Huh! You haven't any time for me, let alone any other woman.

- I wouldn't bet on that.

- Police! That's all you ever think about. Never mind about me. Oh, dear, no.

- Do you realise you haven't taken me out for years?

- Oh, don't exaggerate. We went out a couple of months ago. We had a lovely time.

- You call that lovely? To my poor, dear mother's funeral?

- Well, I enjoyed it. Oh, yes, you would.

- I should have listened to her. Never marry a policeman, she said. You can't trust 'em, she said. Unreliable, she said. He'll lead you a dog's life, she said.

- She was right.

- I should have listened to her.

- So should I.

- Where's my other boot?

- That's right, off you go! Never mind about saying goodbye, even.

- Goodbye, even.

- That's it, knock my poor mother down.

[...]

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