56 Movie Quotes about Hotels (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Nov 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about hotels, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania! Human-free since 1898. Your safest destination. Take an itinerary.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

2 Hello. Hello. No, we no got a no rooms. We got a nothing. We got a no customers. We got a nothing.

Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

3 Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters? -Yes, exactly. A hotel for monsters. Way to sum it up.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

4 Oh, yes, my dear. Your hotel bores me. The headwaiter looks like an undertaker and every time I step into this apartment it looks more like a funeral parlor.

Hedy Lamarr as Gaby in Algiers

5 Is this one of those places where you ring if you want something?

Gary Cooper in Meet John Doe (1941)

6 You'd have more of a better chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

7 Hey, look. You got to think of us as tourists. I don't want any military information. I just want to know the best hotel, OK?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

8 Will you cut the culture crap and get to the hotels?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

9 Listen, I don't want to be demanding here, but do you think, could you possibly say, I don't know, 10 or 12 words before we get to the hotel? Consider it foreplay.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

10 Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the _? And they accuse me of being an international criminal?

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

56 Movie Quotes about Hotels (+ Sound Clips)

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