172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

71 And listen, monsieur. Next time I may test you without warning, so pay attention at all times. -Yes, monsieur.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

72 You have a license? -Monsieur? -City ordinance 47 B prohibits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place, for the purpose of commercial enterprise without a license.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

73 You didn't even arrest the old beggar. -There was some question as to whether the beggar or his minkey was breaking the law.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

74 How do you know he was blind? -Because he told me so. -Oh, he told you so? And you believed him? -I had no reason to doubt him.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

75 But of course, all great detectives have one thing in common. And you know what that is? Instinct. That rare ability to know immediately without having to stop and reason. And in my business, it can easily mean the difference between life and death.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

76 It is amazing that I am still alive. -Amazing is not the word.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

77 You have a defective carafe. Allow me to blot you. I will blot you.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

78 Inspector... -Please, tell me nothing. I prefer to investigate the scene of the crime spontaneously. That way it gives my trained instincts full rein, you know?

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

79 Yes, very effective. Very effective indeed. The element of surprise. Of course, I knew it was going to happen all the time. But nevertheless, the element of surprise.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

80 However, there is one question that only you can answer. -Oui?

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

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